America’s Next Top Virgin
December 28th, 2009 | Author: Naked News Caster
If you haven’t heard about it already, Elle Magazine gave us an update on Natalie Dylan. You know, the graduate student who auctioned off her virginity at the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada for 3.7 million dollars.
Unfortunately, The Australian businessman who won the bidding war reconciled with his wife and backed out of the deal. But, he did let Miss Dylan keep the $250,000 deposit. How awesome it that—a quarter of a million dollars for being a tease?
Natalie even got a book deal, movie deal and a TV deal out of her offer to be publically de-flowered.
The trend is catching on, reports Elle Magazine. Recently, a 21-year old virgin (yeah, right!) wrote in saying: “Why should I waste my virginity on a “meaningful” college boyfriend or a saggy sugar daddy when I can be launched into a life of caviar and beautiful clothes. Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch, even plans to launch a spin-off of his HBO series “Cathouse” called “America’s Next Top Virgin.”
New idea? No. Elle reports that hymen-auctioning has been around since the beginning of time. Now there seems to be more of an efficient market for these particular goods.
What’s up with all these virgins in their twenties? I went to Catholic school and the only girls I knew who claimed to be virgins were the ones that took it in the ass all the time. Sugar daddies, is it really worth a million to break the hymen of some worn-out, gold digging anal freak? Hm. Maybe it is?
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