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There are many things men should never do. Visit the naughty news girls to learn more about how to score hot webcam chicks and to practice with them live online. Here are 4 dude rules you should remember. No baths. No Aerobics.

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Would you marry a virtual girl? Video date the naughty news girls and find out! In this video Veronica brings you the news about a man in Japan who married a virtual girl he met in the game Love Plus. Is virtual dating better than real life dating? Is virtual sex better and safer than real life sex? Join the bikini model social network of hot chicks and find out which you prefer.

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Sex Amnesia or Forgetful Walk of Shame?

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Last week CNN investigated the startling rise of the medical condition “Transient Global Amnesia,” better known by my sorority sisters as “OMFG, Where Am I and Who are These Guys?!”

Dr. Louis Kaplan from Harvard Medical School reports that “Sex Amnesia” is common and usually occurs simultaneous with a significant change in blood flow caused by engaging in strenuous activity such as vigorous exercise or blowing three guys at the same time.

I Forget... Was it You I Hooked Up With?

People with a history of migraines or who take the erectile dysfunction pill Levitra are more likely to encounter “Sex Amnesia,” report scientists from Harvard. Most victims repeat the same questions over and over again afterwards like “where am I?” or “why is my face so sticky?”

Luckily, most cases of “Sex Amnesia” do not cause permanent damage, which would surprise you if you knew my sorority sisters.

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Hot Sex and Hot Sexy Girls Cure Headaches!

1. The average hook up lasts 15 minutes. 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse. That’s about 2.5 to 4.5 minutes longer than my ex and the reason why I like girls, they can go all night.

SoCal Glamour Girls Can Go ALL Night!

2. Humans, Dolphins and Chimpanzees all have recreational sex. I never new “KNKNKNknkn” meant “bang me like the dirty girl that I am.”

3. Premature ejaculation affects 27% of men, and is almost 3x as likely to affect a man than erectile dysfunction. Hm. It seems like 80% of my hook-ups blow their load as soon as I take off my shirt!

4. If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, because the orgasmic spasms move the sperm up the vaginal canal. Hey! Make me cum. Then, pull out. Got it?

5. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream during sex act as painkillers. Of course, why do you think I only notice the rug-burn after the rough sex?

Lexi HATES Rug Burn, But Likes Rough Hook Ups!

6. 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. But, 70% of women are also fat. Wouldn’t you rather have a discreet cyber affair with an all American webcam girl who likes sex more than chocolate? I know I would.

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Do you like naughty, scantily clad news casters bringing you hilarious reports of sexual mis-adventure? Judge Herman Thomas was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts. Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving kinky sex, as well as the spankings.

Alabama Judge Caught (You Guessed It) Having Anal Sex with Prisoners

Chaselyn is Curious About Spankings as well as the Anal and Oral Parts of the Story...

He was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts.

Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving oral and anal sex, as well as the spankings.

The judge’s leniency supports critics beliefs that Democrats are “soft” on crime. But, it seems he was clearly “hard” on….no, hard “for” criminals?

I guess if he was a Republican, he would have just given them cash?

Rumor has it that his favorite pick-up line was “You got a purdy mouth… and a heart shaped ass…”

Shea Displays Hearts, Ass and Heart Shaped Ass!

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Nagging Wife? Have a Discreet Cyber Affair!

Who says drinking a lot of vodka isn’t good for you? After downing 3 bottles of cheap vodka, a Russian man jumped off his 5th floor balcony.

Nagging Wife? Don't Jump! Date me Instead!

Twice! Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because…. Wait for it…. He couldn’t handle his wife nagging him about the first time.

I doubt this was the first time a man jumped off a tall building to get away from a nagging wife. I hear it happens every day in the States. However, this time, the jumper lived to share his story. “I have no idea why I jumped the first time, but when I came back up and heard my wife screaming angrily as me, I thought it was best if I left the room again—out of the window,” recalls Roskov.

American men, don’t jump! If you wife is nagging too much, just have a safe and sexy discreet cyber affair with a hot Russian girl like me. I am here for you, baby.

These Legs can Jump, But I Prefer to use them to Hump...

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Enjoy sexy social networking, but having trouble getting laid? British newspapers report that a woman sex addict (if there are those…) started a Facebook Group called, “I Need Sex” and hooked up with over 50 men, before she was shut down. Where is she now, you ask? Register and video date our hot bikini models if you are frustrated with online dating and tired of not being able to find hot chicks addicted to sex in real life!

If Sleeping with 50 Men on Facebook is Wrong, I don't Wanna be Right!

The British newspaper Metro recently reported on a Facebook sex-addict that reportedly slept with over 50 men she met through the sometimes sexy social networking site.

Laura Michaels, 23, set up a Facebook Group called “I Need Sex” on the site, apparently because she needed sex. Within 10 minutes the group had 35 members and soon attracted 100 men, 50 of whom she slept with.
This is what they call front page news in Great Britain?

Just about every 23 year old girl I know has slept with more than 50 random guys they have met on Facebook. In fact, that is precisely why Mark Zuckerburg and his geeky friends founded the company in their Harvard dorm room. They needed to get laid!

Maybe this made headlines in London because a group called “I Need Sex” only had 100 members, while a group called “Addicted to World of Warcraft” has 33,000 members. Those dudes should definitely be put in the “I Need Sex” group!

Stacia Doesn't Need to be in the I Need Sex Group, but She Does Like Group Sex!

Our research team surveyed internet users and determined that the only way Laura Michaels could have ONLY attracted 100 men in her Facebook group, even though they had a 50% chance of getting laid, was if she was fat and nasty. In the States, the Metro did what we call “burying the lead.”

Hm. Maybe those 33,000 World of Warcraft geeks are right after all? Those avatars are hot!

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Last week a 60 year old man was convicted on groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Orlando. The victim said it was impossible to keep the assailant’s hands of her breasts. Sexy news girl, Danni Ashley, strips and reports at SoCalGlamourGirls.

Danni Wonders What People are Thinking?!

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A Michigan stoner was recently convicted of having sex with a vacuum cleaner. Our sexy lingerie newscaster and weed aficionado, Cherry from SoCalGlamourGirls, satirizes this recent story. Why do stoners keep messing up the legalize marijuana debate? Learn more about recent events surrounding pot, and get a laugh from our hot, scantily clad newscasters by joining their sexy social network and watching them strip and report the news to you via her bikini webcams.

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