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Wanna Touch Big Boobs? Better Listen Up!

Refrain from the following comments if you ever want to date a busty girl, from Asylum.com.

10. “I’m usually not that into giant boobs.” I know boyfriends think this is a compliment, but it makes us think that they usually go for girls built like cub scouts. Or actual cub scouts.

9. “How big are they?” Could God make a boob so big that even he cannot lift it? Think about that while you EFF OFF.

Stop Staring at My Huge Boobs!

8. “I’m sorry, I can’t help staring at them.” Lame. Never seen big boobs before?

7. “I’m actually more of a leg man.” Really? Great. I prefer a large wang to a dinky one. Hey! I guess we’re not right for each other.

6. “Do you have back pain?” Are you trying to be sympathetic, or figure out if I have good prescription painkillers? Either way, I’m not sharing.

5. “I bet your mama gave those to you.” Actually, large breasts run on my father’s side of the family. You f–king creepster.

4. “Are they real?” You also shouldn’t ask somebody with a forked tongue if their forked tongue is real.

3. “Can I motorboat them?” Only if I can water taxi your nutsack, a-hole.

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2. “You should work at Hooters.” Look, I have nothing but respect for those servers, but I have a job that doesn’t require me to wear nude hose with leather high-tops and bring sides of ranch to divorced dads in a shopping center.

1. “Nice t-ts.” Duh. I know.

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Last week a 60 year old man was convicted on groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Orlando. The victim said it was impossible to keep the assailant’s hands of her breasts. Sexy news girl, Danni Ashley, strips and reports at SoCalGlamourGirls.

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Sexy, busty news girl Eva M loves big boobs and reports on the recent revolt of big breasted women in England. Watch her satirical news videos or just her nice rack at SoCalGlamourGirls and join her sexy social network of bikini models.

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