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There are many things men should never do. Visit the naughty news girls to learn more about how to score hot webcam chicks and to practice with them live online. Here are 4 dude rules you should remember. No baths. No Aerobics.

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I get free tits and ass from the SoCalGlamourGirls, and I sure do tell everyone I love. Does the FTC require disclosure? Watch more naughty news from the hot bikini models and webcam chicks in their outrageous online magazine.

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Nirvana Fans So Upset Over the New Guitar Hero, They Want to Blow Their Heads Off!

As you probably know, many of Nirvana’s fans are upset at the band’s new Guitar Hero game, especially because of the Avatar of the lead singer. It is indeed a little odd watching Cobain rock out to Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name.”

Ironically, it was Love who signed off on the avatar, even supplying Activision with pictures and video to emulate. Apparently, she didn’t realize that when Guitar Hero players unlock the avatar, that they can use it to play whatever song they want—even alongside cartoon characters.

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A reader at Rolling Stone summed up the situation as follows: I wish fans would stop treating Cobain like Jesus. If he cared about what his Guitar Hero avatar looked like he probably shouldn’t have blown his head off.

I still can’t figure out why people don’t appreciate the avatar.

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Hot Sex and Hot Sexy Girls Cure Headaches!

1. The average hook up lasts 15 minutes. 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse. That’s about 2.5 to 4.5 minutes longer than my ex and the reason why I like girls, they can go all night.

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2. Humans, Dolphins and Chimpanzees all have recreational sex. I never new “KNKNKNknkn” meant “bang me like the dirty girl that I am.”

3. Premature ejaculation affects 27% of men, and is almost 3x as likely to affect a man than erectile dysfunction. Hm. It seems like 80% of my hook-ups blow their load as soon as I take off my shirt!

4. If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, because the orgasmic spasms move the sperm up the vaginal canal. Hey! Make me cum. Then, pull out. Got it?

5. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream during sex act as painkillers. Of course, why do you think I only notice the rug-burn after the rough sex?

Lexi HATES Rug Burn, But Likes Rough Hook Ups!

6. 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. But, 70% of women are also fat. Wouldn’t you rather have a discreet cyber affair with an all American webcam girl who likes sex more than chocolate? I know I would.

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Do you like naughty, scantily clad news casters bringing you hilarious reports of sexual mis-adventure? Judge Herman Thomas was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts. Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving kinky sex, as well as the spankings.

Alabama Judge Caught (You Guessed It) Having Anal Sex with Prisoners

Chaselyn is Curious About Spankings as well as the Anal and Oral Parts of the Story...

He was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts.

Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving oral and anal sex, as well as the spankings.

The judge’s leniency supports critics beliefs that Democrats are “soft” on crime. But, it seems he was clearly “hard” on….no, hard “for” criminals?

I guess if he was a Republican, he would have just given them cash?

Rumor has it that his favorite pick-up line was “You got a purdy mouth… and a heart shaped ass…”

Shea Displays Hearts, Ass and Heart Shaped Ass!

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Busty blonde models like Kendra are always the best entertainment. Celebrity gossip reported and Sexy News Girl, JayLynn, reports on her latest antics with fiancée Hank Baskett and her hot sugarbaby ways.

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Sex can be very nasty. Naughty Natasha D has found the 5 nastiest sex laws in America and demonstrates for her fans like any girl with big boobs and tattoos should! Video date American models like Natasha D if you like sexy tattoo girls who are both funny and sexy. Politicians have some crazy views of sex and Natasha D and her hot young California models at SoCalGlamourGirls love to point out their hypocrisy, and of course dance in their lingerie for their fans in their sexy social network. Come check out her political satire, her big boobs and her tattoos and join her naughty adult social network so you can video date American models instead of wasting time online dating.

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Do you like big boobs, tattoos and pot? So do we, and even some federal prosecutors and judges. Michelle Bombshell, a smoking hot tattoo model strips down to a tiny teaseum bikini and delivers you this sexy, satirical news. A judge from Southern California agrees with Governor Schwarzenegger that we should study the medical, social and political effects of weed. Michelle Bombshell spent 2 years in medical school and loves to be topless and sarcastic in her sexy social network at SoCalGlamourGirls. Would you like to learn more about her, her big boobs, or the tattoos that cover 90% of her tight body? Video date all American models.

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We love hot, loose women with big boobs! New Zealand chicks have sex 3X more than the global average and recent news reports that they prowl in backs looking for sex, instead of dating! SoCalGlamourGirls sent their busty alt model / reporter Natasha D, with her big boobs and tattoos, undercover to investigate why these women are loving sex so much. The scantily clad lingerie model concludes, with the help from our Stanford research team, that women with bigger boobs have more sex, and vice versa. For more boobs news join her sexy social network. If you like to video date American models even though their boobs are not as big as those in New Zealand, come chat!

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Watch a sexy fitness model from California talk about giving hummers, taxing hummers and various other naughty things in addition to current events. Video chat with this sexy schoolgirl and naughty newscaster live at SoCalGlamourGirls or follow her Tweets!

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