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Hot Sex and Hot Sexy Girls Cure Headaches!

1. The average hook up lasts 15 minutes. 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse. That’s about 2.5 to 4.5 minutes longer than my ex and the reason why I like girls, they can go all night.

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2. Humans, Dolphins and Chimpanzees all have recreational sex. I never new “KNKNKNknkn” meant “bang me like the dirty girl that I am.”

3. Premature ejaculation affects 27% of men, and is almost 3x as likely to affect a man than erectile dysfunction. Hm. It seems like 80% of my hook-ups blow their load as soon as I take off my shirt!

4. If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, because the orgasmic spasms move the sperm up the vaginal canal. Hey! Make me cum. Then, pull out. Got it?

5. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream during sex act as painkillers. Of course, why do you think I only notice the rug-burn after the rough sex?

Lexi HATES Rug Burn, But Likes Rough Hook Ups!

6. 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. But, 70% of women are also fat. Wouldn’t you rather have a discreet cyber affair with an all American webcam girl who likes sex more than chocolate? I know I would.

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Do you like naughty, scantily clad news casters bringing you hilarious reports of sexual mis-adventure? Judge Herman Thomas was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts. Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving kinky sex, as well as the spankings.

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Chaselyn is Curious About Spankings as well as the Anal and Oral Parts of the Story...

He was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts.

Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving oral and anal sex, as well as the spankings.

The judge’s leniency supports critics beliefs that Democrats are “soft” on crime. But, it seems he was clearly “hard” on….no, hard “for” criminals?

I guess if he was a Republican, he would have just given them cash?

Rumor has it that his favorite pick-up line was “You got a purdy mouth… and a heart shaped ass…”

Shea Displays Hearts, Ass and Heart Shaped Ass!

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Miss California is a smoking hot blonde bikini model. She has perfect fake boobs and seems generally fake overall. Sexy News Girls Samantha strips down to her bikini and reports on the recent firing of Carrie Prejean by Donald Trump and his organization. Of course she is funny, harsh and sarcastic. If you like hot fitness model dating and sexy newscasters try video dating via webcam by joining Samantha in her sexy social network of bikini models and sexy news girls.

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Is a sex theme park better than a sexy social network? Dream of banging Snow White? Instead of allowing sexy stuff on the Internet, China has decided to open its own sex resort. All American camgirl and Sexy News Girl, Samantha from SoCalGlamourGirls reports on this goofy, awkward story from the not-so-sexy Communist China. If you are into hot fitness model dating, you can video date Samantha live on her bikini model webcams and watch her report on funny, sexy news in her bikini.

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Watch a sexy fitness model from California talk about giving hummers, taxing hummers and various other naughty things in addition to current events. Video chat with this sexy schoolgirl and naughty newscaster live at SoCalGlamourGirls or follow her Tweets!

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Sexy lingerie newscaster and bikini model Cherry reports on the recent story of a dude from Nebraska who was arrested for stuffing his cat in a bong. Join Cherry & Samantha and their live sexy social network. Like funny news and hot chicks? Follow these girls on Twitter.

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