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Wanna Touch Big Boobs? Better Listen Up!

Refrain from the following comments if you ever want to date a busty girl, from Asylum.com.

10. “I’m usually not that into giant boobs.” I know boyfriends think this is a compliment, but it makes us think that they usually go for girls built like cub scouts. Or actual cub scouts.

9. “How big are they?” Could God make a boob so big that even he cannot lift it? Think about that while you EFF OFF.

Stop Staring at My Huge Boobs!

8. “I’m sorry, I can’t help staring at them.” Lame. Never seen big boobs before?

7. “I’m actually more of a leg man.” Really? Great. I prefer a large wang to a dinky one. Hey! I guess we’re not right for each other.

6. “Do you have back pain?” Are you trying to be sympathetic, or figure out if I have good prescription painkillers? Either way, I’m not sharing.

5. “I bet your mama gave those to you.” Actually, large breasts run on my father’s side of the family. You f–king creepster.

4. “Are they real?” You also shouldn’t ask somebody with a forked tongue if their forked tongue is real.

3. “Can I motorboat them?” Only if I can water taxi your nutsack, a-hole.

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2. “You should work at Hooters.” Look, I have nothing but respect for those servers, but I have a job that doesn’t require me to wear nude hose with leather high-tops and bring sides of ranch to divorced dads in a shopping center.

1. “Nice t-ts.” Duh. I know.

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Nagging Wife? Have a Discreet Cyber Affair!

Who says drinking a lot of vodka isn’t good for you? After downing 3 bottles of cheap vodka, a Russian man jumped off his 5th floor balcony.

Nagging Wife? Don't Jump! Date me Instead!

Twice! Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because…. Wait for it…. He couldn’t handle his wife nagging him about the first time.

I doubt this was the first time a man jumped off a tall building to get away from a nagging wife. I hear it happens every day in the States. However, this time, the jumper lived to share his story. “I have no idea why I jumped the first time, but when I came back up and heard my wife screaming angrily as me, I thought it was best if I left the room again—out of the window,” recalls Roskov.

American men, don’t jump! If you wife is nagging too much, just have a safe and sexy discreet cyber affair with a hot Russian girl like me. I am here for you, baby.

These Legs can Jump, But I Prefer to use them to Hump...

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Enjoy sexy social networking, but having trouble getting laid? British newspapers report that a woman sex addict (if there are those…) started a Facebook Group called, “I Need Sex” and hooked up with over 50 men, before she was shut down. Where is she now, you ask? Register and video date our hot bikini models if you are frustrated with online dating and tired of not being able to find hot chicks addicted to sex in real life!

If Sleeping with 50 Men on Facebook is Wrong, I don't Wanna be Right!

The British newspaper Metro recently reported on a Facebook sex-addict that reportedly slept with over 50 men she met through the sometimes sexy social networking site.

Laura Michaels, 23, set up a Facebook Group called “I Need Sex” on the site, apparently because she needed sex. Within 10 minutes the group had 35 members and soon attracted 100 men, 50 of whom she slept with.
This is what they call front page news in Great Britain?

Just about every 23 year old girl I know has slept with more than 50 random guys they have met on Facebook. In fact, that is precisely why Mark Zuckerburg and his geeky friends founded the company in their Harvard dorm room. They needed to get laid!

Maybe this made headlines in London because a group called “I Need Sex” only had 100 members, while a group called “Addicted to World of Warcraft” has 33,000 members. Those dudes should definitely be put in the “I Need Sex” group!

Stacia Doesn't Need to be in the I Need Sex Group, but She Does Like Group Sex!

Our research team surveyed internet users and determined that the only way Laura Michaels could have ONLY attracted 100 men in her Facebook group, even though they had a 50% chance of getting laid, was if she was fat and nasty. In the States, the Metro did what we call “burying the lead.”

Hm. Maybe those 33,000 World of Warcraft geeks are right after all? Those avatars are hot!

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Last week a 60 year old man was convicted on groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume in Orlando. The victim said it was impossible to keep the assailant’s hands of her breasts. Sexy news girl, Danni Ashley, strips and reports at SoCalGlamourGirls.

Danni Wonders What People are Thinking?!

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Meet Samantha, a hot cam model who loves robots and wild sexual encounters. Video date her where you can also watch her sexy fitness model videos and her funny news. This report is on the book by David Ley called Love and Sex with Robots. Looking for cyber strippers? Check out Samantha’s sexy social network if you are interested in hot fitness model dating online.

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Meet Natasha D and hear about her crazy dating stories at SoCalGlamourGirls. There are plenty of women on PleantyOfFish and Match.com, but it takes forever to sort through all the profiles and land the right date. So now, a new company, “Virtual Dating Assistants,” has a team that will do this for you! Personal assistants, or “Pimps,” as we used to call them, have been doing this for years. But now, these “Virtual Dating Assistants” work for the dude with the money.

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Mega-hottie, Megan Fox, loves marijuana and actively promotes weed legalization in her recent interview with British GQ. Cherry, the sexy blonde news girl from SoCalGlamourGirls reports on Megan Fox, the movie Transformers, hooking up with girls and smoking pot. Join her sexy social network of bikini models and hot newscasters.

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Sexy News Girl Natasha D strips down to her lingerie and reports on the founder of Enzyte who was recently fined $500 million and jailed for 25 years for selling fake male enhancement pills. Her hot videos and photoshoots are hot. The Justice Department use of a so-called Back Door WireTap upset civil liberties groups like the Electronic Frontier Foundation, but not Natasha D, she likes all things backdoor related! Have a hot Cyber Affair with Natasha D!

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