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British Burger King just launched the “Subservient Shower Girl” ad campaign which features a hot girl in a bikini showering every morning live on her webcam. Visit http://SoCalGlamourGirls.com/News for more naughty news from bikini models. In related news, Chevy has launched a “Have You Banged Your Girlfriend in the Back of a Suburban” campaign.

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Lately everyone is sexting or having a HOT threesome. Learn more about sex trends at SoCalGlamourGirls from our naughty news girls and hot bikini models. Join their sexy social network and sign up for their outrageous interactive online magazine.

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Instead of having sex with their high school students, two hot teachers from James Madison High School in New York decided to get naked and have sex with each other in their classroom. HOT!

Nevy Dreams of Meeting a Naughty Teacher Some Day

The 33 year old French teacher, Cindy Mauro, and the 29 year old Spanish teacher, Alini Brito, were referred to by the students as “kinda sexy” and “pretty fun”. “They used to wear low cut tops, shorts and dress like teenage girls,” said one student. Aye papi, I am getting so hot right now… Apparently, the two hot bi-sexual teachers (one was married) were caught in the act by a janitor. What? No ménage a trios for Frenchie, La Bonita and the janitor? Of course not. Him being a douchebag was the only way this story made the paper. If I had walked in on these two naked hotties, we’d still be busy. Visit the hot bikini models at SoCal GlamourGirls for more sexy, funny news from these naughty newscasters. Join their sexy social network, watch their goofy and hot videos and video date them live on their webcams or follow them 1:1 on Twitter.

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Nirvana Fans So Upset Over the New Guitar Hero, They Want to Blow Their Heads Off!

As you probably know, many of Nirvana’s fans are upset at the band’s new Guitar Hero game, especially because of the Avatar of the lead singer. It is indeed a little odd watching Cobain rock out to Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name.”

Ironically, it was Love who signed off on the avatar, even supplying Activision with pictures and video to emulate. Apparently, she didn’t realize that when Guitar Hero players unlock the avatar, that they can use it to play whatever song they want—even alongside cartoon characters.

Nevaeh Eden Loves Guitar Hero and Nirvana, but Hates Whiners...

A reader at Rolling Stone summed up the situation as follows: I wish fans would stop treating Cobain like Jesus. If he cared about what his Guitar Hero avatar looked like he probably shouldn’t have blown his head off.

I still can’t figure out why people don’t appreciate the avatar.

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Do you like naughty, scantily clad news casters bringing you hilarious reports of sexual mis-adventure? Judge Herman Thomas was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts. Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving kinky sex, as well as the spankings.

Alabama Judge Caught (You Guessed It) Having Anal Sex with Prisoners

Chaselyn is Curious About Spankings as well as the Anal and Oral Parts of the Story...

He was initially accused of bringing inmates into his office and spanking them, similar to how California Assemblyman “Spanky” Duvall apparently spanked his hot female lobbyists before giving them government contracts.

Judge Thomas is facing trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, extortion and ethics violations involving oral and anal sex, as well as the spankings.

The judge’s leniency supports critics beliefs that Democrats are “soft” on crime. But, it seems he was clearly “hard” on….no, hard “for” criminals?

I guess if he was a Republican, he would have just given them cash?

Rumor has it that his favorite pick-up line was “You got a purdy mouth… and a heart shaped ass…”

Shea Displays Hearts, Ass and Heart Shaped Ass!

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Sexy News Girl Natasha D strips down to her lingerie and reports on the founder of Enzyte who was recently fined $500 million and jailed for 25 years for selling fake male enhancement pills. Her hot videos and photoshoots are hot. The Justice Department use of a so-called Back Door WireTap upset civil liberties groups like the Electronic Frontier Foundation, but not Natasha D, she likes all things backdoor related! Have a hot Cyber Affair with Natasha D!

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Busty blonde models like Kendra are always the best entertainment. Celebrity gossip reported and Sexy News Girl, JayLynn, reports on her latest antics with fiancée Hank Baskett and her hot sugarbaby ways.

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Miss California is a smoking hot blonde bikini model. She has perfect fake boobs and seems generally fake overall. Sexy News Girls Samantha strips down to her bikini and reports on the recent firing of Carrie Prejean by Donald Trump and his organization. Of course she is funny, harsh and sarcastic. If you like hot fitness model dating and sexy newscasters try video dating via webcam by joining Samantha in her sexy social network of bikini models and sexy news girls.

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Sexy News Girl reporter Cherry takes off her clothes and reports on the recent story important to the legalize marijuana debate in California. Charles Lynch was convicted under federal law for selling weed, but it was legal under CA state law. Petite hot blonde sugarbaby newscaster shows off her hot body and gives you her spin on this story. Learn more about the legalize and tax weed debate by joining the sexy social network of bikini models and surfer girls from SoCalGlamourGirls.

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